i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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