I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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