can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
you never un-have a 4some
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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