Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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