why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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