dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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