is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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