quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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