Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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