That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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