Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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