Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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