I think I can smell my own vagina right now
He felt like a one man threesome
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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