Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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