I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Are we still banned from the library?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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