you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
