So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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