You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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