You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
