I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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