They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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