he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
It's never too late to be topless.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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