the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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