I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
