Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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