Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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