Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Is it because I queefed?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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