I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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