i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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