none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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