I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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