Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Just high enough for therapy.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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