She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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