Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You can make out without kissing
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Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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