He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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