Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I will pee on everything he values.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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