My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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