this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
When are your genitals available?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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