I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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