I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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