wat bout pragnant strippers??
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
You smell like stripper and shame
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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