i just google imaged poop.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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