ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
The uberlube is also flammable
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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