I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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