Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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