There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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