Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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