He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
