Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
