can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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