you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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